Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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