Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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