I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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