so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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