We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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