dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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