hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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