belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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