I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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