return my video game
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
are you so shy because you have an std?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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