overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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