Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
