32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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