I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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