Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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