I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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