I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
