Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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