people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
This beer is not sobering me up at all
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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