Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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