your thong is hanging out like whoa
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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