Whod you bang
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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