More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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