walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
COCAINE IS GR8
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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