It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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