I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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