Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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