If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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