Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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