Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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