I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
