I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Randomize
