Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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