Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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