we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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