I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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