Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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