its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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