I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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