she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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