There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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