My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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