im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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