If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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