I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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