hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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