ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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