Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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