I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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