i don't like sucking hair
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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