organizing the empties. That sober.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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