Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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