i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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